double-headed...

Ok short summary to start this off, tender branson, the main chapter of the story is explaining his life story into the flight recorder of flight 2039. He is the now the last surviving member of the creedish death cult, and the plane is cruising to its inevitable fate of crash landing somewhere in the Australian outback. over the last ten years he has been under the close watch of the Federal Survivor Retention Program. this is a program the government has set up to try and keep the last members of the death cult alive, because they all killed themselves in a mass suicide called The Deliverance. this is, according to the creedish death cult, when god calls gives the sign that we should deliver ourselves to heaven though suicide of coarse. he had his number accidentally placed in the paper under "suicide hot line" so he constantly receives these calls of common people with guns to their heads ready to pull the trigger, he always tells them to do it and sadly enough they do. he got one call from a guy named Trevor Hollis who has a long history of suicide in the family and tender tells him to do it, so he does. he is stealing fake flowers at the mausoleum, for the house he takes care of, and he decides to look for Trevor's tomb. He finds it with ease and he hears a woman walking down the hall way, this just happens to be Trevor's sister and she thinks that tender was Trevor's boyfriend. he doesn't tell her the true story though, but after he gets home he receives a call and it happens to be Trevor's sister, Fertility Hollis, she says that she is going to kill herself but tender talks her out of it. she tell him about the "Guy" she met at the mausoleum and how weird he was. tender talks her into taking he out on a date, so she does. after this date she calls the hot line again this time just to talk to tender, except she doesn't know that she is talking to him. she says how weird he is and keeps insulting him. he talks her into another date where she tells tender about how her brother had these dreams about future disasters and how the would show up to the places where the disasters happened, just to watch them. she starts to like tender more and more, they go to a department store and a huge fire starts they almost are engulfed by flames when they halt Right before them. Fertility tells him that she saw that in one of her dreams just like her brother did. tender makes a calender of when all of  the disasters are going to happen. tender is also dealing with the Media following him around because he is the last survivor of the death cult in the world. And i haven't read past that....